Lennartz Rescue 2010
From a anonymous admirer
Twas dat lure of duh Slumach’s Gold
Dat made ol’ Lennartz so Mighty and Bold
A Mighty and Fearless Survival Instructor was HIS claim
As he headed out in search of riches and fame
Up the mountain to where he had been BEFORE
But das fear set in AN-DUH he couldn’t go anymore
Complaining and whining, “Mine feet’s is so sore
I is so scared and just can’t go on anymore”
”I are wet and tired and so very very cold
I can’t remember what I should have NO-DUH “
” HELP ME!! – HELP ME!! “; The Rescue call went out
Indiana Lennartz AGAIN needed help to get out
Search and Rescue helicopters came in just like before
In 2008 when das wilderness man’s feet’s GOT-DUH sore
Visions of riches and fame may have danced in his head
But the CRAZY ol’ bugger should have just stayed in bed
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